I went to the docs with hearing difficulties and the doc asked me, “can you describe the symptoms?”

I said “yeah, Marge has blue hair and Homer is quite fat”.

Husband returns from the pub one night and says to the wife "I met our window cleaner tonight, and he said that he has screwed every woman living in our street except one. Obviously we know who that is haha ?"
"Yes, we do"says the wife,"I'll bet it was that stuck up bitch from number 10"

mickw wrote:more chance of getting duncan edwards than Shaun

I presume you are referring to the Man Utd footballer killed some 60 years ago, but why are you so sure that Shaun Edwards won't be back ?

<r><QUOTE author="Wigan_forever19​85​"><s>[quote="Wigan_forever19​85​"]</s>Easy to get lost in what was a poor team performance but i feel like the lad had a very solid game in a poor team<e>[/quote]</e></QUOTE> Yes, I totally agree with you. Looks a good prospect for the future, but I...

josie andrews

Thank you very much for being one of the first to welcome me to the Warriors site yesterday, and I mean absolutely no disrespect nor wish to give any offence, but you missed out 'wreak', 'us' and 'resigned'.

Thank you all for your welcome, and your best wishes.

wontoofree

<t>Hi fellow Warriors,<br/> <br/> Just joined yesterday, and thought I'd introduce myself.<br/> <br/> I'm from Glasgow [home of the famous Glasgow Rangers], and have been supporting Wigan since I retired in 1995. Don't be too hard on me being from Scotland, but also being bedbound I've only ever see...