<t>Two beautiful statues were standing in a garden -- they had been there for a hundred years looking longingly at one another, but being statues and unable to move, they couldn't do anything about it. One day a fairy godmother took pity on them and whapped them each on the head with her wand, turni...

<t>Been told by a Stains supporter at work, that Barbara is ok, no problem, that they took precautions as to look after their asset? If that is the future of rugby league to pamper after a show pony like him then there is no hope.<br/> When he tripped over himself he never banged his head on the flo...

<t>Thanks very much for that Nezza, communication seems to be at a minimum coming from the media these days regarding Rugby League, but you would think that Wigan RLFC would want to tidy up any discrepancies that were around, ie, Sky website (its only a phone call away) to tell them to get their act...

What date are Wigan playing Salford this weekend? I have got a fixture list that says Sunday 6th May, Iv'e seen a poster that says Friday 4th May and Sky fixtures say Saturday 5th May! Help would be appreciated
Cheers
Mick

Hardaker is working on a building site in Pontefract, (comes from a staunch Leeds fan)! (sorry about the swearing), he is nowhere near Wigan

Mick

<t><br/> She Has Destroyed My Motor Sport Pleasure<br/> <br/> Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch,<br/> grabbed the keys, slipped quietly into the garage to load up the tyres<br/> and gear, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.<br/> <br/> The wind was blow...

<t><br/> The job<br/> <br/> A young man goes into the Job Centre in Wigan, and<br/> sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more -<br/> <br/> "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy<br/> behind the desk.<br/> <br/> The Job Centre ma...

<t><br/> Sorry ladies..<br/> <br/> As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."<br/> She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a ...

<t><br/> Wisdom from a Jewish man<br/> <br/> A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.<br/> <br/> So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly ...

<t> Sex and Good Grammar<br/> <br/> On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.<br/> <br/> The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on<br/> a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile<br/> dysfunction!<br/> <br/> ...