saints fans sing this song

[saintben]

to the tune of you are my sunshine
you are my sculthorpe
my only sculthorpe
you make me happy when skies are grey
andy farrell- he is a w****r
please dont take my sculthorpe away

come on the saints!

[Mike]

I'm not sure if that rhymes properly. Maybe it does in a scouse accent?

[Guy Benest]

Is it true that since Tommy hasn't been playing, that there has been a 40% increase in hub cap thefts from the Sts car park?

eh eh calm down

[saintben]

yes it rhymes you silly pie
sculthorpe- sculthorpe
grey - away
got it?
maybe they dont do english in wigan

[Mike]

You have to rhyme farrell with the end of the line as well. Like Sunderland's classic: Shearer - dearer. Cause that line that you have just doesn't go right. How about:

Tommy Martyn, he can't stop fartin'

You know, something along those lines - use your imagination...