Wigan Warriors star returns from injury

[morley pie eater]

It really is silly season for RL press. A total non-story, stretched out to total the right number of words.

Did I ever tell you about our pet tortoise, Eric?

Did Eric play on the wing Morley?

He was signed as a winger, Foz, but turned up late for training too often as he kept missing the bus. His contract was cancelled and he got the hump.