Joke

[ancientnloyal]

No Christians finding this offensive??? and they thought the new film Golden Compass was a bad thing

[ancientnloyal]

On the subject of Sudan... we all know the Band Aid song 'feed the world...'... a lot of emphasis was put of the Sudan - a muslim country

that song is Christian... they wont know it's christmas will they? 'where nothing ever grows?' as if, go to Ethiopia, lush green forests... sub saharan africa can grow enough crop to feed the world!

i'll stop now

[- psycho -]

oh we back ont blue jokes? haha here we go.

rev. john flapps sees a lady church member drunk in a pub so he tries to take her home but as he carries her away, they fall and he ends up on top of her. the landlord says "Oi mate! you can't do that in here!". the rev. replies and says "But you don't understand, im pastor flapps!" so the landlord replies "oh well if you're that far in you may as well finish!"

this wont last long! hahaha!

[Bear]

How can white people be racist any road???
We have coloured TVs

[waterside glens]

God posted:
Im finding that poor woman in Sudan getting jailed for calling a teddy bear mohammed offensive.
And the fact the Sudanese are wanting to cut her head off, then saying shes arrogent and taking there dollars to teach there kids blasphomy i find that offensive.
I also find it offensive we are ploughing millions and millions of pounds into there country for aid and hospitals and education and this is what we get in return, thats offensive.
And the fact i get abused on a weekly basis by these so called asylum seekers, being called cra**er and white scum because i extinguish out of control bonfires, bricks thrown at the truck by prodominantly ethnic minority youths. Thats offensive.
And now im a racist for stating facts and because im white. Thats even more offensive.

Whats next, cancel Christmas because it upsets people of other religions, the p.c brigade can go to hell.

And now ive exhaled

spot on god these brain washed loonies are danderous


joke time ...a young girl goes to see santa .Santa asks her what she wants for xmas .She tells him she would like some hair on her thingy and santa replies Would a white beard do

[waterside glens]

a pantomine in aid of paranoid schizoprenics and homosexuals decended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted"he's behind you"

[jayde_hates_longy]

Lmao thats a funny joke matt

[luke_robinsons_angel]

6 truths of life

1.you cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue

2.all idiots after reading the first truth will try it

3. the first truth is a lie

4.you're smiling now because you're an idiot

5.you, soon, will tell this to another idiot

6. there is still a stupid smile on your face!

[doc]

Used to be addicted to coffee but gave it up. It's for mugs!