Just a bit of humour ---- not brilient ---- but worth a smile

[jimofwigan]

There’s Snow White, Tom thumb, and Quazimodo (from the hunchback of Notre Damn) in a room.

Tom Thumb says: “I bet I’m the smallest person in the whole wide world!”
So Snow White says: And I bet I’m the prettiest in the whole wide world!
So Quazimodo says: “Well, I must be the ugliest in the world!”
So, Tom thumb goes out in the world to do a survey on small people. he comes back and says: “yep, it’s confirmed, I am the smallest person in the whole wide world!” So, Snow white goes out and does exactly the same, and comes back and says: “yep, me too, it’s confirmed, I am the prettiest person in the world!”
So, Quazimodo says: “If you’re the smallest, and you’re the prettiest, I MUST be the ugliest!” So off he goes to do a survey. When he comes back he’s crying his eyes out. Snow white askes him: “What’s wrong?”

Quazimodo replies: “Who the heck is Sean Long?”

[ancientnloyal]

lol

would quasimodo be able to speak english to communicate with snow white, I know Disney translated him a bit.?

[the-Bowtun-Warrior]

[josie andrews]

jimofwigan posted:
There’s Snow White, Tom thumb, and Quazimodo (from the hunchback of Notre Damn) in a room.

Tom Thumb says: “I bet I’m the smallest person in the whole wide world!”
So Snow White says: And I bet I’m the prettiest in the whole wide world!
So Quazimodo says: “Well, I must be the ugliest in the world!”
So, Tom thumb goes out in the world to do a survey on small people. he comes back and says: “yep, it’s confirmed, I am the smallest person in the whole wide world!” So, Snow white goes out and does exactly the same, and comes back and says: “yep, me too, it’s confirmed, I am the prettiest person in the world!”
So, Quazimodo says: “If you’re the smallest, and you’re the prettiest, I MUST be the ugliest!” So off he goes to do a survey. When he comes back he’s crying his eyes out. Snow white askes him: “What’s wrong?”

Quazimodo replies: “Who the heck is Sean Long?”

Sean Long and Keiron Cunningham

[luke_robinsons_angel]

jimofwigan posted:
There’s Snow White, Tom thumb, and Quazimodo (from the hunchback of Notre Damn) in a room.

Tom Thumb says: “I bet I’m the smallest person in the whole wide world!”
So Snow White says: And I bet I’m the prettiest in the whole wide world!
So Quazimodo says: “Well, I must be the ugliest in the world!”
So, Tom thumb goes out in the world to do a survey on small people. he comes back and says: “yep, it’s confirmed, I am the smallest person in the whole wide world!” So, Snow white goes out and does exactly the same, and comes back and says: “yep, me too, it’s confirmed, I am the prettiest person in the world!”
So, Quazimodo says: “If you’re the smallest, and you’re the prettiest, I MUST be the ugliest!” So off he goes to do a survey. When he comes back he’s crying his eyes out. Snow white askes him: “What’s wrong?”

Quazimodo replies: “Who the heck is Sean Long?”

or daniel anderson with his fish lips!

[shawcross da warrior]