Dear Ian & Brian

[BIG JOHN]

Thanks for a good nights entertainment. A couple of beers & a pie before the match for the missus and me, enterance fee, a golden gamble ticket and a mecca bingo ticket (took on board your suggestion Mr Hogan & supported both),then entertained by girls dancing and at half time a very professional game of bingo!!, then after about 2 hours a man on a microphone reminded everyone to get a ticket for the next evenings entertainment when some people from st helens will be there, oh almost forgot the music throught the night was reasonable.

Am I being sarcastic or what??

[ste lord]

Thanks for a good nights entertainment. A couple of beers & a pie before the match for the missus and me, enterance fee, a golden gamble ticket and a mecca bingo ticket (took on board your suggestion Mr Hogan & supported both),then entertained by girls dancing and at half time a very professional game of bingo!!, then after about 2 hours a man on a microphone reminded everyone to get a ticket for the next evenings entertainment when some people from st helens will be there, oh almost forgot the music throught the night was reasonable.

Am I being sarcastic or what??

Just a tad but i get your points,

[BIG JOHN]

Glad you think its just a tad!! cos I am really DISSAPOINTED Mr Noble.

Oh there I go again bein sarcastic

[jaws1]

Ian if your happy with the teams performance then carry on regardless and you will have no fan base whatsoever other than season ticket holders and away fans.Not a good advert tonight seeing the terraces emptying early once again.No good turning the other cheek and hoping all will come good at the end of the season .Alarm bells must be ringing at your boardroom meetings if you look at the attendence figures going down all the time.Do nothing and they will continue to decline.If you think Brian Noble is the coach to take us into the next dimension then you are deluded.Brian Noble how much longer do we have to watch one man rugby with no plan B cant even defend our line is it not time to change your tactics even when your job is on the line,sorry IL will not sack you his cheque book has expired.

[joeb]

what sort of pie was it

[BIG JOHN]

Steak and kidney, pastry was a bit poor though.

[joeb]

same as the rugby then

[BIG JOHN]

Yeah thats right, hadn,t thought of it like that. I am no chef but I think it was PUFF pastry.

[joeb]

look on the bright side,we will win next week,i think

[BIG JOHN]

Yep we will win next week then it will probably be back to puff pastry.