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Re: 1 2 testicles
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:41 am
by the-Bowtun-Warrior
it does actually! hope Karl isn't that way inclined!
Re: 1 2 testicles
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:34 pm
by Sutty
I know I'm going off on a slight tangent and at the risk of getting this blocked, but I couldn't resist posting this.
A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him
"Have you been in the armed services?"
Yes" he says "I was in the Falklands for three years."
The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks
"Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says "Yes 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy "OK.I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM . You can start tomorrow.
Come in at 10:00 AM."
The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00 PM why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? "
"This is a council job" the interviewer replies.
"For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that........"
Leon Price gets the 'sack'
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:51 pm
by MrAlex
Re: 1 2 testicles
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:09 pm
by GeoffN
According to
Sporting Life Terry Newton had a quick feel too!
"The panel also thought about charging Bradford hooker Terry Newton with attacking an opponent's testicles but decided against it because of insufficient evidence and the fact that there was no reaction from the St Helens player."
I wonder what reaction they were looking for...and how closely they looked...?
Re: 1 2 testicles
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:20 pm
by butt monkey
GeoffN wrote:According to
Sporting Life Terry Newton had a quick feel too!
"The panel also thought about charging Bradford hooker Terry Newton with attacking an opponent's testicles but decided against it because of insufficient evidence and the fact that there was no reaction from the St Helens player."
I wonder what reaction they were looking for...and how closely they looked...?
It must have been "
love" at first grope.
He's at it again!!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:14 pm
by Miggy
Re: He's at it again!!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:33 pm
by the-Bowtun-Warrior
oh my god....im sorry but read the other threas before creating one! only the THIRD thread on this topic!
rant over....sorry
Re: He's at it again!!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:34 pm
by butt monkey
the-Bowtun-Warr ior wrote:oh my god....im sorry but read the other threas before creating one! only the THIRD thread on this topic!
Everyone must love "balls"
Re: He's at it again!!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:36 pm
by the-Bowtun-Warrior
butt monkey wrote:the-Bowtun-Warr ior wrote:oh my god....im sorry but read the other threas before creating one! only the THIRD thread on this topic!
Everyone must love "balls"
Re: He's at it again!!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:46 pm
by - psycho -
hey! leon!! leave those balls alone!
