Wigan v Widnes Round Two Postponement

[markill]

Not sure why this is still being questioned. The game is listed as our Round 2 home fixture. It's a home game, home games are included in season tickets.

[No straw damn us]

The game has now been moved to the moon. All season ticket holders will be offered free transport but have to provide their own space suits. The reason for the switch is that Dave Whelan has used extra fast growing grass for the new pitch and that has caused a major problem. June and July are the peak grass growing months. After spending so much money on this super grass the mowers can't cope with the growth so have had to be scrapped. Latics have used up all their money so can't afford the new equipment.

To make things worse it would appear that three families of pygmy squatters have made the long grass their new home.

If you have a scythe, industrial mower or can help in anyway please contact the stadium management a.s.a.p.