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You want to be on Lancaster Road where they put a duffel coat over their nighties at 11.00 am and take their dogs for a shit!missyme65 wrote:Better than Porties in their Pj's and dressing gowns doing the weekly shop....
any particular night of the week mate? Sounds well worth a tripKittwazzer wrote:You want to be on Lancaster Road where they put a duffel coat over their nighties at 11.00 am and take their dogs for a shit!missyme65 wrote:Better than Porties in their Pj's and dressing gowns doing the weekly shop....
Yes.Kiwiseddon wrote:
Have I got too much time on my hands?
Kiwiseddon wrote:This "massive announcement" was turning into anything but.
I'm glad to say that I now know what is going to happen. And I'm sure you'll agree that it lives up to the hype.
Wigan Council have agreed planning permission for a 50,000 all seater, floating stadium in the shape of a pie, which will float above the site where Central Park used to be and will be solely for the use of Wigan RL.
Furthermore, Aston Martin have agreed terms as our new sponsor and every season ticket holder will, as part of the deal, be receiving their new DB9 convertible on renewal of their season ticket.
On the opeing day of next season, Dave Whelan is to be publicy flogged by Ian Lenegan and Shaun Edwards and forced to sing, "Wigan Rugby, f**k the Latics, take me home."
The new home shirts made by Kooga will be dyed with the colouring from actual cherries and will feature a non stick, teflon style coating which makes it almost impossible for opposition players to grab. (Again free to season ticket holders.)
The new South stand Bar will have a throne in it for Josie and all drinks are free......to season ticket holders.
Shaun Edwards, having flogged Dave Whelan, will announce that after Madge's time with us, he will be the next Head Coach, with Faz and his deputy.
Wiganwarriorsfans.com are to be the new sponsor of Cameron Smith, when he arrives.
Pat Richards is going to be knighted.
Sam Tomkins is God.........
er.......
Uncle Joes mint balls are....er.....great......
AND..... something about Wigan Pier but I can't think of anything.
Yes!!Have I got too much time on my hands?
Should have saved this thread for April 01.Kiwiseddon wrote:This "massive announcement" was turning into anything but.
I'm glad to say that I now know what is going to happen. And I'm sure you'll agree that it lives up to the hype.
Wigan Council have agreed planning permission for a 50,000 all seater, floating stadium in the shape of a pie, which will float above the site where Central Park used to be and will be solely for the use of Wigan RL.
Furthermore, Aston Martin have agreed terms as our new sponsor and every season ticket holder will, as part of the deal, be receiving their new DB9 convertible on renewal of their season ticket.
On the opeing day of next season, Dave Whelan is to be publicy flogged by Ian Lenegan and Shaun Edwards and forced to sing, "Wigan Rugby, f**k the Latics, take me home."
The new home shirts made by Kooga will be dyed with the colouring from actual cherries and will feature a non stick, teflon style coating which makes it almost impossible for opposition players to grab. (Again free to season ticket holders.)
The new South stand Bar will have a throne in it for Josie and all drinks are free......to season ticket holders.
Shaun Edwards, having flogged Dave Whelan, will announce that after Madge's time with us, he will be the next Head Coach, with Faz and his deputy.
Wiganwarriorsfans.com are to be the new sponsor of Cameron Smith, when he arrives.
Pat Richards is going to be knighted.
Sam Tomkins is God.........
er.......
Uncle Joes mint balls are....er.....great......
AND..... something about Wigan Pier but I can't think of anything.
Have I got too much time on my hands?
