What was that song?

[Mrs Lifter]

Didnt get through the turnstiles on friday until 7.55 i was in the Weaste con club so i was stood right on the back corner near the burger van it goes without saying the team were brill but ithought the singing was soe of the best ive heard.What are the full words the the one that ends "he moves to the left he moves to the right"

[ancientnloyal]

He goes to the left \\0
He goes to the riiiiight 0//
Mark Calderwoooood!! \0/
He makes you look shi**! 0/

[Mrs Lifter]

Thanx for that.Although it was loud the words were a bit garbled (is that a word) were i was stood and a cold wind was whistling round my ears.

[Laura-xo]

Nobby`s Girl posted:

ancientnloyal posted:
He goes to the left \\0
He goes to the riiiiight 0//
Mark Calderwoooood!! \0/
He makes you look shi**! 0/

I thought it went
He goes to the left \\0
He goes to the riiiiight 0//
Mark Calderwoooood!! \0/
the Miserable Shi**


both sound good anyway!

:eh:
No.
Listen next time :exc:

[- psycho -]

miserable s***e is a good one.

i read one from a fan a while back and he said this:

He's got hair on the left
he's got hair on the riiiight
He's bald on tooooppp!
he's got hair on both sides!!!

[- psycho -]

no :eh:

maaark calderwoooood,
it makes you look s***e
it makes you look s***e.

pardon the french, but that sounds s***e!

[- psycho -]

no it doesnt, it sounds pants :eh:

it's a rugby song, not a chart topping hit!

[- psycho -]

no but you're trying to change a perfectly fine rugby song into some kind of free flowing chart hit.

[- psycho -]

Morph posted:
It was only a suggestion, no need to be so touchy, i'll collect the toys and put em back in the pram

wouldn't want you leaving a mess now would we

[the-Bowtun-Warrior]

He goes to the left
He goes to the right
Mark Calderwood
We've made him look Sh**e