terry newton

[Mrs. Leuluai]

right this is a long shot but my dad has his tattos dun by the same man that does gaz hocks tattos and the tatto man has sed gaz sez dat newton is coming back to wigan at the end of the season and ashton will be replaced by richie mathers !!!!

[GeoffN]

Mrs. Leuluai posted:
right this is a long shot but my dad has his tattos dun by the same man that does gaz hocks tattos and the tatto man has sed gaz sez dat newton is coming back to wigan at the end of the season and ashton will be replaced by richie mathers !!!!

I can see some English words in there, but it still makes little sense.
Translation please?

[Fujiman]

Mrs. Leuluai posted:
right this is a long shot but my dad has his tattos dun by the same man that does gaz hocks tattos and the tatto man has sed gaz sez dat newton is coming back to wigan at the end of the season and ashton will be replaced by richie mathers !!!!

hope his tattoos are better than his predictions or your spelling

[ancientnloyal]

Mrs. Leuluai posted:
right this is a long shot but my dad has his tattos dun by the same man that does gaz hocks tattos and the tatto man has sed gaz sez dat newton is coming back to wigan at the end of the season and ashton will be replaced by richie mathers !!!!

Greetings one and all!
I have it on good terms that the fellow who participates in body artwork, known as a tattoo artiste, (with whom also has done such works of art upon my father) and with whom also has one Gareth Hock as a client, has put forward a suggestion that Terrance Newton will journey back to his homeland after two fallow years over in Bronte Country at the end of his seasonal labourer-styled cycle. One young Chris Ashton, whom we all know is joining the rah-rahs, will be replaced by one Richard Mathers

[mike binder]

ancientnloyal posted:

Mrs. Leuluai posted:
right this is a long shot but my dad has his tattos dun by the same man that does gaz hocks tattos and the tatto man has sed gaz sez dat newton is coming back to wigan at the end of the season and ashton will be replaced by richie mathers !!!!

Greetings one and all!
I have it on good terms that the fellow who participates in body artwork, known as a tattoo artiste, (with whom also has done such works of art upon my father) and with whom also has one Gareth Hock as a client, has put forward a suggestion that Terrance Newton will journey back to his homeland after two fallow years over in Bronte Country at the end of his seasonal labourer-styled cycle. One young Chris Ashton, whom we all know is joining the rah-rahs, will be replaced by one Richard Mathers

lol very impressed with your expresive ENGLIsh made me laugh that 1 did

[Cruncher]

And what would be the point in us signing another hooker, unless it's true that Millard's taking early retirement.

Even then, that would still leave us short of a prop.

[OAMJSONA]

not if we get Ryles for next year

[medlocke]

Why would we want Tez back, he is SH**E, just got another 3 match ban for the high tackle, re signing Tez would be a major backward step, or is it just wishfull thinking from silly little girl who only supports a team because she finks sum 1 iz fit?

[Glynola]

Newton should be the calibre of player we are looking to sign.

For me his discipline problems are eclipsed by my desire to see a decent hooker in the cherry and white again.

[Cruncher]

IF we managed to get both Newton and Ryles, then we'd have a truly powerful pack.

But as a prop and a full-back are our alleged priorities at present, where would it leave us salary cap-wise?

I think there's an element of wishful thinking on this one.