Chant For Ashton Maybe!

[turf]

To the tune of the Calderwood song:

You can´t run straight
You can´t run straaaaaiiiiiight
Chris Ashton you make yourself look sh*te.

Or:

You can´t run straight
You can´t run straaaaaiiiiiight
Chris Ashton you make yousrelf sh*te.

[nathan_rugby]

Or maybe a song telling him to run straight.

He might interpret it on the pitch as were telling him not to run straight so he carries on going sideways.

[Bendy Hendy]

Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and f!$k off!!

[medlocke]

Bendy Hendy posted:
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and f!$k off!!

Are you talking to Turf :sly: :sly:

[turf]

Hardly medlocke!!

I don´t have a kit bag.

[medlocke]

Calm down Turf, ain't you on hol;iday, you should be chilling anjoying some sex on the beach

[Bendy Hendy]

medlocke posted:

Bendy Hendy posted:
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and f!$k off!!

Are you talking to Turf :sly: :sly:

Left myself wide open their!! no, i was singin to Ashton. Like what you did there

[Bendy Hendy]

medlocke posted:
Calm down Turf, ain't you on hol;iday, you should be chilling anjoying some sex on the beach

And a cocktail

[ancientnloyal]

We should have a Forest Gump type chant... 'RUN ASHTON RUN!!!!' like the american football scenes, get Fielden to point the way 'that way that way!

[Spanakopitta]

ancientnloyal posted:
We should have a Forest Gump type chant... 'RUN ASHTON RUN!!!!' like the american football scenes, get Fielden to point the way 'that way that way!

hmmm i was doing something similar to Calderwood when he broke for his try

Run will you, stop looking for someone to pass to RUUUUNNNNNNNNN