There’s Snow White, Tom thumb, and Quazimodo (from the hunchback of Notre Damn) in a room.
Tom Thumb says: “I bet I’m the smallest person in the whole wide world!â€
So Snow White says: And I bet I’m the prettiest in the whole wide world!
So Quazimodo says: “Well, I must be the ugliest in the world!â€
So, Tom thumb goes out in the world to do a survey on small people. he comes back and says: “yep, it’s confirmed, I am the smallest person in the whole wide world!†So, Snow white goes out and does exactly the same, and comes back and says: “yep, me too, it’s confirmed, I am the prettiest person in the world!â€
So, Quazimodo says: “If you’re the smallest, and you’re the prettiest, I MUST be the ugliest!†So off he goes to do a survey. When he comes back he’s crying his eyes out. Snow white askes him: “What’s wrong?â€
Quazimodo replies: “Who the heck is Sean Long?â€
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Re: Just a bit of humour ---- ...
lol
would quasimodo be able to speak english to communicate with snow white, I know Disney translated him a bit.?
would quasimodo be able to speak english to communicate with snow white, I know Disney translated him a bit.?
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Re: Just a bit of humour ---- ...
Sean Long and Keiron Cunninghamjimofwigan posted:
There’s Snow White, Tom thumb, and Quazimodo (from the hunchback of Notre Damn) in a room.
Tom Thumb says: “I bet I’m the smallest person in the whole wide world!â€Â
So Snow White says: And I bet I’m the prettiest in the whole wide world!
So Quazimodo says: “Well, I must be the ugliest in the world!â€Â
So, Tom thumb goes out in the world to do a survey on small people. he comes back and says: “yep, it’s confirmed, I am the smallest person in the whole wide world!†So, Snow white goes out and does exactly the same, and comes back and says: “yep, me too, it’s confirmed, I am the prettiest person in the world!â€Â
So, Quazimodo says: “If you’re the smallest, and you’re the prettiest, I MUST be the ugliest!†So off he goes to do a survey. When he comes back he’s crying his eyes out. Snow white askes him: “What’s wrong?â€Â
Quazimodo replies: “Who the heck is Sean Long?â€Â
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Re: Just a bit of humour ---- ...
or daniel anderson with his fish lips!jimofwigan posted:
There’s Snow White, Tom thumb, and Quazimodo (from the hunchback of Notre Damn) in a room.
Tom Thumb says: “I bet I’m the smallest person in the whole wide world!â€Â
So Snow White says: And I bet I’m the prettiest in the whole wide world!
So Quazimodo says: “Well, I must be the ugliest in the world!â€Â
So, Tom thumb goes out in the world to do a survey on small people. he comes back and says: “yep, it’s confirmed, I am the smallest person in the whole wide world!†So, Snow white goes out and does exactly the same, and comes back and says: “yep, me too, it’s confirmed, I am the prettiest person in the world!â€Â
So, Quazimodo says: “If you’re the smallest, and you’re the prettiest, I MUST be the ugliest!†So off he goes to do a survey. When he comes back he’s crying his eyes out. Snow white askes him: “What’s wrong?â€Â
Quazimodo replies: “Who the heck is Sean Long?â€Â
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