it does actually! hope Karl isn't that way inclined!MarkWestStand wrote:Is it just me or does the picture on skysports look more like Karl than Leon?
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 34,00.html
1 2 testicles
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I know I'm going off on a slight tangent and at the risk of getting this blocked, but I couldn't resist posting this.
A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him
"Have you been in the armed services?"
Yes" he says "I was in the Falklands for three years."
The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks
"Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says "Yes 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy "OK.I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM . You can start tomorrow.
Come in at 10:00 AM."
The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00 PM why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? "
"This is a council job" the interviewer replies.
"For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that........"
A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him
"Have you been in the armed services?"
Yes" he says "I was in the Falklands for three years."
The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks
"Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says "Yes 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy "OK.I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM . You can start tomorrow.
Come in at 10:00 AM."
The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00 PM why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? "
"This is a council job" the interviewer replies.
"For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that........"
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According to Sporting Life Terry Newton had a quick feel too!
"The panel also thought about charging Bradford hooker Terry Newton with attacking an opponent's testicles but decided against it because of insufficient evidence and the fact that there was no reaction from the St Helens player."
I wonder what reaction they were looking for...and how closely they looked...?
"The panel also thought about charging Bradford hooker Terry Newton with attacking an opponent's testicles but decided against it because of insufficient evidence and the fact that there was no reaction from the St Helens player."
I wonder what reaction they were looking for...and how closely they looked...?
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It must have been "love" at first grope.GeoffN wrote:According to Sporting Life Terry Newton had a quick feel too!
"The panel also thought about charging Bradford hooker Terry Newton with attacking an opponent's testicles but decided against it because of insufficient evidence and the fact that there was no reaction from the St Helens player."
I wonder what reaction they were looking for...and how closely they looked...?
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The biggest Room is the Room for improvement.
The best form of defence is attack!!
Out of the black and into the red, remember you don't get anything for two in a bed!!
The biggest Room is the Room for improvement.
The best form of defence is attack!!
Out of the black and into the red, remember you don't get anything for two in a bed!!
He's at it again!!!!
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oh my god....im sorry but read the other threas before creating one! only the THIRD thread on this topic!
rant over....sorry
rant over....sorry
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butt monkey
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Everyone must love "balls"the-Bowtun-Warr ior wrote:oh my god....im sorry but read the other threas before creating one! only the THIRD thread on this topic!
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The biggest Room is the Room for improvement.
The best form of defence is attack!!
Out of the black and into the red, remember you don't get anything for two in a bed!!
The biggest Room is the Room for improvement.
The best form of defence is attack!!
Out of the black and into the red, remember you don't get anything for two in a bed!!
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the-Bowtun-Warrior
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butt monkey wrote:Everyone must love "balls"the-Bowtun-Warr ior wrote:oh my god....im sorry but read the other threas before creating one! only the THIRD thread on this topic!
Owen Coyles Super White Army!!!
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hey! leon!! leave those balls alone!
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