The Greek God Zeus was flying over a village, when he spotted a beautiful young maiden bathing herself. He transformed himself into a mortal body and "ravished" the woman concerned. Upon finishing, he told her that "in nine months you will give birth to a baby boy - and he shall be named Hercules.
Upon which, the woman retorted, "yes, and in nine days you will develop an itch down below, and you shall call it Herpes!.....Now go and bugger off".
Well I thought it was funny.
Greek Mythology
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Greek Mythology
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The biggest Room is the Room for improvement.
The best form of defence is attack!!
Out of the black and into the red, remember you don't get anything for two in a bed!!
The biggest Room is the Room for improvement.
The best form of defence is attack!!
Out of the black and into the red, remember you don't get anything for two in a bed!!
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Re: Greek Mythology
Anyone can support a team when it is winning, that takes no courage.
But to stand behind a team, to defend a team when it is down and really needs you,
that takes a lot of courage. #18thMan
But to stand behind a team, to defend a team when it is down and really needs you,
that takes a lot of courage. #18thMan