MrsLams father

[ian.birchall]

Was so shocked to read on this thread that his beloved daughter was coming home this friday when he was just congratulating himself on a few troublefree weeks until Christmas that he has been in touch with the Border patrol and asked for increased forces on the Lancs/Yorkshire border. Will she get through?
Seriously though Cat, have you ever worried that your father might just log on to this thread and see what you are up to in Hull?
Out of sight doesn't mean out of mind for any father with a popular daughter like you.

[MrsLam]

I've got a fake ID to get out of yorkshire, dont you worry!!!!
Family keep ringing me up and I blank out the bits I know they don't want to hear, like all the facts I've learned about drugs (I don't and won't ever do any drugs by the way) and other things that I'll keep quiet.
My dad said my room reminded him of his hospital room when he first arrived but once he'd helped brighten it up it was reet. Am not coming home friday, got to have at least one day of the weekend with this crazy lot but I have my priorities sorted and Ill be back bout dinnertime on Sat to watch my beloveds

Ohhh and the day my dad learns to use t'internet will be the day I start supporting saints...so no worries there

[the grinch]

ive heard about drugs they can be really bad! hot lemons and stuff.someone told me about a lad who was snorting curry powder! he ended up in a corma! and the wigan lad who was grinding up ecstasy tablets and rubbing them in there mouths. apparently its called E by gum.see you all at the game saturday.

[GeoffN]

the grinch posted:
E by gum.

Love it!!!

[ian.birchall]

MrsLam posted:
Ohhh and the day my dad learns to use t'internet will be the day I start supporting saints...so no worries there

Don't want to worry you, much, but I hear that he is going to night classes at Wigan Tech learning computing and t'internet