Anyone remember this old song from the central park days....

[Gizmo_Edwards]

Uncle Joes Mintballs! Mike Harding


Now there’s a place in Wigan a place you all should know
A busy little factory where things are all the go
They don’t make Jakes or Eccles Cakes or things to stick on walls
But night and day they work away at Uncle Joe’s Mint Balls

Chorus (to be sung after each verse)

Uncle Joe’s Mint Malls keep you all aglow
Give ‘em to your grannie and watch the beggar go
Away with coughs and sniffles, take a few in hand
Suck ‘em and see, you’ll agree
They’re the best in all the land

Me dad has always wanted curly hair on his bald head
Suck an Uncle Joe’s Mint Ball that’s what the doctor said
So he got an Uncle Joe’s Mint Ball and sucked it all night long
When he got up next morning, he’d hairs all over his tongue

Me uncle Albert passed away from ale upon the brain
The doctors said that he were dead and would never walk again
So they gave the corpse an Uncle Joe’s and then stood back aghast
Cos the corpse jumped up and ran to the pub and spent the insurance brass

Me granny said me granddad ‘e were gettin’ old and slow
And fire in grandad’s boiler ‘ad gone out long ago
So ‘e got an Uncle Joe’s Mint Ball, sucked it all the night
But his hot breath singed her vest and set the bed alight

We ‘ad a pigeon it were bald and couldn’t fly too fast
Never won places in the races, always come in last
Though it were bald, no feathers at all it won a race one day
We give it an Uncle Joe’s Mint Ball and it ran al’t bloody way

I had a girl her name was May in passion she were lackin’
Fed ‘er with whisky to make ‘er frisky, still she wouldn’t get crackin’
So I gave her an Uncle Joe’s Mint Ball to get ‘er all aglow
Now she combs the streets of Wigan, looking for Uncle Joe!

We gave some to the coalman’s ‘orse as it stood in the road
It gave a cough then beggared off with it’s cart an’ load
It ran onto the racecourse going like a bird
Covered the track with nutty slack and came first, second and third

The RSPCA have bought six tons of Uncle Joe’s
To give to all the animules to keep ‘em all aglow
Our budgie now is six foot tall, the cat is eight foot three
And all the poor brass monkeys are as happy as can be

[over the hill]

got it on my phone. you can download it for free from his website

[Gizmo_Edwards]

do you have a link over the hill???

[eccywarrior]

the best song from central park days was that.

wigan rugby club best in all the land marching on to wembley
and singing with band, at home we are unbeatable away we are supreme so give us a cheer the lads are here the wigan rugby team.
anyone got this i can listen

[gilfy42]

I remember that song ecciwarrior John Martin sang it and put it on a disc we played it every year going down to Wembley

[Maverickpils]

I remember the beginig to this:

There is a place in wigan, it's known as Central Park
where legends such as Ashton, Gee and Boston made their mark.

Anyone else?

[cpwigan]

Micron used to use the Wigan Rugby League John Martin song at the start of their videos.

[pete&kaz]

the best song from central park days was that.

wigan rugby club best in all the land marching on to wembley
and singing with band, at home we are unbeatable away we are supreme so give us a cheer the lads are here the wigan rugby team.
anyone got this i can listen

Pretty certain we had a chorus of this at hull last week

[Kittwazzer]

I'll settle for 'She Wore a Cherry Ribbon' when the final hooter sounds tomorrow!