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I was feeling sick as a pig I had a tempreature and my nose was dripping snot. I went into a well known chemist in Wigan. I leaned on the counter and asked if I could see a qualified chemist and they said "certainly sir"When he came I explained how lousey I felt and could he make something up for me. Thats when he droped the bombshell, He said Darren Lockyer had signed for the Wigan Warriors for what is believed to be a record fee. I said is that a fact he said no but you did ask me to make somthing up so I did

oh we have a comedian lol

fair good that though mate

i know the chemist you are talking about jim! i once went there and outside stood a man white as a sheet and shaking. i said to the chemist whats up with him? he told me the guy had come in with a bad cough and he had given him extra strong laxative tablets!that wont work i said! well look at him said the chemist he is frightend to death of coughing now.

I go to the doctor's next door. I went to see him last week because I had a sore shoulder, he said: "Say 'Ah!'" I asked him why, and he said: "'Cos my dog's just died."

I go to the one in Hindley. The new big one.

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I go to the one in Hindley. The new big one.

WHOOSH.

Oh dear

Anyway, back to the thread (or not as the case may be).
I went into the doctor's and told him that my leg keeps talking to me!
"Don't be rediculous" he said
Then me leg says "lend us a fiver"
"see told you" said I
"Giz us a tenner" said me leg, "go on, make it twenty"

"Ah ha" says the doctor, "I think I know the problem"
"Is it serious"? I asked.


"Well, it's not life threatening, but I think your legs broke"

"Well, it's not life threatening, but I think your legs broke" [/quote]

:lol1: I went to doctors he said whats wrong ,I have a bad case of the runs doctor, he proscribes me a large pack of bisto gravey granuals ,will this cure me doctor , he says no but it will thicken it up a bit.

get my coat.