Re: Tease Time!

ancientnloyal · Post by **ancientnloyal** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:37 pm

except a liking for horses (your pic)

that can be the downfall of a man.

Fraggle · Post by **Fraggle** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:02 pm

FROM A TO B posted:

You are riding a horse. In front of you there is a fire engine. You are being followed by a helicopter. To your left a sports car is driving. And to your right there is a motorbike.

The Question: How can you arrange that you will all stop simulaneously, without crashing and without mutual communication?

Hit Control-Alt-Delete and terminate the program "Horse Simulator 2007"...!

Fraggle · Post by **Fraggle** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:33 pm

Nobby`s Girl posted:
Sorry Fraggle butyour wrong. Good guess.

I always try and think of a likely answer before putting the correct answer, my imaginative thoughts shouldn't be wasted.

The real answer is presumably that it's a roundabout-style fairground ride with various vehicles and animals, which all stop at the control of an operator...

waterside glens · Post by **waterside glens** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:22 am

Nobby`s Girl posted:
Tease 4

What do you throw away when you need it, and take back when you don't need it?

darts

Little Miss · Post by **Little Miss** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:53 pm

Ok you've all lost me!

Where are we up to?

Sorry having a monday moment!
:eh:

mike binder · Post by **mike binder** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:56 pm

Little Miss posted:
Ok you've all lost me!

Where are we up to?

Sorry having a monday moment!
:eh:

again

Little Miss · Post by **Little Miss** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:59 pm

mike binder posted:
Little Miss posted:
Ok you've all lost me!

Where are we up to?

Sorry having a monday moment!
:eh:
again

And what are you trying to imply????

mike binder · Post by **mike binder** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:00 pm

you was off line when i posted that didnt take you long to reply

Little Miss · Post by **Little Miss** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:02 pm

Not man enough to say it when I'm here!

Yeah looking for a holiday at the same time whilst eating my lunch and on the phone! God I'm talented!

ancientnloyal · Post by **ancientnloyal** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:23 pm

ancientnloyal's tease

Ok...

I know a man who has a sister who is 5'10" tall, she had size 5 feet and weighs 14 stone. The man's brother is 6'2" tall, has size 8 feet and weighs 15 stone. The man has size 7 feet and weights 18 stone... how old is the man?