CHris Joynt?

[heydude]

my elves come from st helens and let me have as many drugs as i like (at a price).

[mrs_carney]

Oooh you got bad elves

[MrsLam]

I talk to them, they listen. Sometimes I bring them to the matches with me, there are some really arrogant people though that just pretend not to see them and they sit in their seats when my fairies have gone for a pie.

Heydude is your elf called Keiron Cunningham?

[heydude]

MrsLam posted:
I talk to them, they listen. Sometimes I bring them to the matches with me, there are some really arrogant people though that just pretend not to see them and they sit in their seats when my fairies have gone for a pie.

Heydude is your elf called Keiron Cunningham?

no my elf is not that fat

[mrs_carney]

His elf wouldnt be stupid enough to use its real name it probably used a fake like sean long or something imaginative like that.
Your poor fairies, at least they didnt get sat on!

[MrsLam]

hehehehe

I'm taking my fairies shopping to the trafford centre later (if there's enough room in the car) they need some new wings and I heard Clares Accesories have some nice pretty ones. They want cherry and white for the match on Friday, said they'd help out by knocking the ball over when Leigh kick off or try to convert a penalty. Very nice fairies they are.

[mrs_carney]

Oooh your fairies sound nice.....my elves just make mischief and cause trouble, they need training really....if only i knew of an elf school

[WiganWarrior]

Just remember the voices aren't real but they do have good ideas :sly:

[heydude]

all this talk of elves are upsetting my pink elephants (stop it down flossy aaaaarrrrggggghhhh)

[mrs_carney]

are your elephants like heffalumps?