Eating my chips outside that big church in centre of Wigan.Just got chips from Mr Chips and a seagull landed near me and my mates.I got up ran towards it to scare it away and went flying on the old stone flags that had moss on em.Ended up with green stuff all over my clothes and a sore head.
Since everyone in the church yard saw it if a hole had opened up in the ground id of jumped in it!
Or,more recently driving one morning in Ashton and all these collage girls with short skirts on walking to the bus stop.I was so busy looking in my mirror at there legs that i had to slam on for a car stopped at the lights infront of me.All these girls turned round at all the noise,i felt like a right t*t.