Sky Team Devastated by Newsflash

[Kittwazzer]

On a night when Sky Sports should have quite rightfully been allowed to vent their moral indignation that a convicted mass murderer and former SS Henchman would return to playing Rugby League, events outside their control denied them the spotlight when it was announced that the Second Coming was to be confirmed.
A tearful bald Sky spokesman hastily replaced his wig before admitting "Tonight has been awful. We have spent six months on intensive Moral Indignation courses to prepare us for the resurrection of Adolf Hitler (surely Ben Flower?...Ed) only to learn that our big night would be be hijacked at the last minute by Ian Lenagan confirming the Second Coming of Jesus Christ (err...Sam Tomkins?...Ed). As for the game itself, Warrington were clearly robbed of a result by Wigan's usual underhanded tactics of fielding younger, faster and overall more talented players. This has to be looked into by the RFL as it is simply not on"(Enough already. You're fired....Ed)

[josie andrews]

On a night when Sky Sports should have quite rightfully been allowed to vent their moral indignation that a convicted mass murderer and former SS Henchman would return to playing Rugby League, events outside their control denied them the spotlight when it was announced that the Second Coming was to be confirmed.
A tearful bald Sky spokesman hastily replaced his wig before admitting "Tonight has been awful. We have spent six months on intensive Moral Indignation courses to prepare us for the resurrection of Adolf Hitler (surely Ben Flower?...Ed) only to learn that our big night would be be hijacked at the last minute by Ian Lenagan confirming the Second Coming of Jesus Christ (err...Sam Tomkins?...Ed). As for the game itself, Warrington were clearly robbed of a result by Wigan's usual underhanded tactics of fielding younger, faster and overall more talented players. This has to be looked into by the RFL as it is simply not on"(Enough already. You're fired....Ed)

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[robbobillinge]

Kittwazzer


Your the best! I tried to read your post out to my beloved, but couldn't cos I was laughing so much.

[markill]

I tell you what, every non-Wigan fan out there was only talking about how much the sky boys were getting off at Sam coming back.

[Pedro the Exile]

Classic-LOL-

[BriH]

On a night when Sky Sports should have quite rightfully been allowed to vent their moral indignation that a convicted mass murderer and former SS Henchman would return to playing Rugby League, events outside their control denied them the spotlight when it was announced that the Second Coming was to be confirmed.
A tearful bald Sky spokesman hastily replaced his wig before admitting "Tonight has been awful. We have spent six months on intensive Moral Indignation courses to prepare us for the resurrection of Adolf Hitler (surely Ben Flower?...Ed) only to learn that our big night would be be hijacked at the last minute by Ian Lenagan confirming the Second Coming of Jesus Christ (err...Sam Tomkins?...Ed). As for the game itself, Warrington were clearly robbed of a result by Wigan's usual underhanded tactics of fielding younger, faster and overall more talented players. This has to be looked into by the RFL as it is simply not on"(Enough already. You're fired....Ed)

First class reporting Kittwazzer!!

[KOOCH]

On a night when Sky Sports should have quite rightfully been allowed to vent their moral indignation that a convicted mass murderer and former SS Henchman would return to playing Rugby League, events outside their control denied them the spotlight when it was announced that the Second Coming was to be confirmed.
A tearful bald Sky spokesman hastily replaced his wig before admitting "Tonight has been awful. We have spent six months on intensive Moral Indignation courses to prepare us for the resurrection of Adolf Hitler (surely Ben Flower?...Ed) only to learn that our big night would be be hijacked at the last minute by Ian Lenagan confirming the Second Coming of Jesus Christ (err...Sam Tomkins?...Ed). As for the game itself, Warrington were clearly robbed of a result by Wigan's usual underhanded tactics of fielding younger, faster and overall more talented players. This has to be looked into by the RFL as it is simply not on"(Enough already. You're fired....Ed)

Where the ***k have you been kittwazzer when you write stuff like this.You rarely come on here these days alas but when you do you make more sense in a few short sentences than some who write a book.Cracking post. :eusa2: :eusa2:

[TrueBlueWarrior]

Yes Kitt!!

[Fujiman]

Good post. All we need now is someone to put it on that Hitler clip that does the rounds.

[PaulC]

haha I love it!! top post