But my favourite of his, in response to a crooked scrum feed, was "I'm straighter than that!" (Owens is gay)
Just for a laugh.
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I like Nigel Owens. Top ref, does his best with an often dull game.
But my favourite of his, in response to a crooked scrum feed, was "I'm straighter than that!" (Owens is gay)
But my favourite of his, in response to a crooked scrum feed, was "I'm straighter than that!" (Owens is gay)
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Benefit enquirer
Many years ago I married a widow who had an 18 yr old daughter After the wedding my father visited us many times. He eventually fell in love with my stepdaughter and married her against my authority. As a result
My stepdaughter became my stepmother and my father my son in law. My fathers wife(my stepdaughter)and my stepmother later gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my stepdaughters mother. This boy is also my brother being the son of my father.
As you can see my wife became my grandmother because she is the mother of my fathers wife,therefore it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild. A short time after my wife gave birth to a son who became my fathers brother in law,the stepson of my fathers wife and my uncle. My son is also my stepmothers brother and through my stepmother my wife has become a grandmother and I believe I am my own grandfather
In the light of all this I would like to know:does my son who is also my uncle my fathers son in law and my stepmothers brother qualify for child benefit
Sincerely yours Mohammed.
Answer. Of course Mohammed. I've arranged for cheques to be mailed to you all just as soon as you arrive in the UK.
Welcome
Jeremy Corbyn.
Many years ago I married a widow who had an 18 yr old daughter After the wedding my father visited us many times. He eventually fell in love with my stepdaughter and married her against my authority. As a result
My stepdaughter became my stepmother and my father my son in law. My fathers wife(my stepdaughter)and my stepmother later gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my stepdaughters mother. This boy is also my brother being the son of my father.
As you can see my wife became my grandmother because she is the mother of my fathers wife,therefore it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild. A short time after my wife gave birth to a son who became my fathers brother in law,the stepson of my fathers wife and my uncle. My son is also my stepmothers brother and through my stepmother my wife has become a grandmother and I believe I am my own grandfather
In the light of all this I would like to know:does my son who is also my uncle my fathers son in law and my stepmothers brother qualify for child benefit
Sincerely yours Mohammed.
Answer. Of course Mohammed. I've arranged for cheques to be mailed to you all just as soon as you arrive in the UK.
Welcome
Jeremy Corbyn.
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Prince Harry says he doesn't wnt the usual fruit cake at his wedding.
Prince Philip says he doesn't give a toss. He's still going
Prince Philip says he doesn't give a toss. He's still going
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My granddaughter asked me what my parents did when they got bored seeing there was no Internet etc
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either????
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either????
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Wigan 
Saints
Saints Re: Just for a laugh.
Getting on in years can be. Embarrassing apparently Take the other day, I went to the doctors with "fluid on the knee" He told me I just wasn't aiming straight 
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Irish Viagra
Lady goes to the doctors seeking advice on her husband 's failing libidoPut this Viaga in his morning cup of coffee. He'll not notice. Let me know how you get on.
The following day she returns to the doctors in a terrible state. Did it work.
Yes it took effect straight away it was terrible. He jumped up with a glint in his eye ,a tilt in his kilt swept all the cups and saucers off the table and took me there and then. It was awful
Didn't you enjoy it.
Why yes but I won't be able to show my face in Starbucks again :exc:
Lady goes to the doctors seeking advice on her husband 's failing libidoPut this Viaga in his morning cup of coffee. He'll not notice. Let me know how you get on.
The following day she returns to the doctors in a terrible state. Did it work.
Yes it took effect straight away it was terrible. He jumped up with a glint in his eye ,a tilt in his kilt swept all the cups and saucers off the table and took me there and then. It was awful
Didn't you enjoy it.
Why yes but I won't be able to show my face in Starbucks again :exc:
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**SJ wrote:
I don't think this funny and find it is in bad taste.
**I've deleted the post Fuji as I have done several of SJ's "jokes" as they are either in bad taste or vulgar! I think he seems to forget this is a family site.
I've deleted a few posts this past week or so that have been either insults to other posters or using explicit bad language!
I may not see them immediately but I try my best to keep on top of them
Josie Re: Just for a laugh.
I applaud you Josie Well Done Now just exercise your authority even handed ????
BTW I've seen worse and never heard a peep from Fujiman. Strange that. Even your good self use vulgar expressions but you change the "u" for "e". I will put myself on the naughty step. Regards.
BTW I've seen worse and never heard a peep from Fujiman. Strange that. Even your good self use vulgar expressions but you change the "u" for "e". I will put myself on the naughty step. Regards.
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I don't read every post but if i see something that i feel needs a comment I'll say so.SJ wrote:I applaud you Josie Well Done Now just exercise your authority even handed ????
BTW I've seen worse and never heard a peep from Fujiman. Strange that. Even your good self use vulgar expressions but you change the "u" for "e". I will put myself on the naughty step. Regards.